neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

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im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

asriels:

*breaks into j k rowling’s house in the middle of the night* no it’s okay i’m not here to steal anything i just think we need to talk about harry naming one of his kids after snape

shugarskull:

*tags one post NSFW*

ASSTITTYBUTTFUCKSLUTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

PROLAPSEDMILFANUSES IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

TAKINGGIANTDICKSINMYNOSTRILS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

ASIANTEENCAKEFARTS IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

LESBIANNIPPLECUNT IS NOW FOLLOWING YOU

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

ultrafacts:

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These dudes are legit.  They don’t just show up one day in court, either, they actually make friends with the kids and let them know they have a support system and that there are people in the world who care about them and will always have their back.  And less important, but also cool, is that the few times a couple of them have come into my cafe, they’ve been super friendly and polite and when I told one of the guys that I noticed his Bikers Against Child Abuse patch and wanted him to know how awesome I thought he was because of it, he got kind of shy and blushed and said, “The kids are the awesome ones, we just let them know they’re allowed to be brave.”

I know who I was this morning, but I’ve changed a few times since then.
Lewis Carroll, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland & Through the Looking-Glass  (via cloud-lioness)

radthai:

When your teacher puts their hand on your shoulder
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We all have issues & we have usually come by them honestly.
― Allan Lokos (via psych-quotes)
kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD

rakatakat:

LOOK AT THESE COLOSSAL FUCKIN LEMONS FROM THE TREE MY BROTHER HAS PEED ON EVERY DAY SINCE HE WAS LIKE 5 YEARS OLD