svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

marmod:

It’s all fun and games until Tali gets carsick and throws up inside her mask.

Coffee can’t wake my tired heart.
Six Word Story by P.P.  (via oceanflowerbird)

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon pulling up their blanket and accidentally punching themself in the face